If Apple made a car...

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 03/27/2015 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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...would it have windows?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 17:47

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Na it'd have "haptic retina feedback viewing portals." Like normal windows but they're fused to the doors so you have to replace half the car to repair broken glass.

HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 17:48

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If it was electric it would, cause it would be running....parallels.

I'll be here all week.

ttyymmnn > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/27/2015 at 17:48

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Humor is best when it's true.

/sent from my iPhone

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:59

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Goddamnit, all week?

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro 03/27/2015 at 18:03

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ALL THE WEEK!

duurtlang > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 18:26

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Probably. But you'd need an adapter to fill the tank, you'd void the warranty if you open the hood yourself and it would only allow you to drive on roads pre-approved by Apple.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 18:28

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It will have one button and the warranty will be voided if you open the hood.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 18:31

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It would also have a 15 mile range.

ttyymmnn > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/27/2015 at 18:35

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To be fair, I can go a whole day on my 5S on one charge. My Macbook, though, is another story.

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/27/2015 at 18:35

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All the stars.

ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 18:38

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Yes, but all of them would be controlled by one circular button - swipe your finger left for down, right for up. The button would also control the door locks, power seats, radio, turn signals, and lights (you would just cycle through a menu screen on the dash until you got to the function you wanted).

scoob > ttyymmnn 03/27/2015 at 18:57

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If it's autonomous... is it an android?